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	<title>jayKayEss &#187; jayKayEss</title>
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		<title>Pet Peeve</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/09/18/pet-peeve/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folks, get it straight: weary means tired.  &#8220;I&#8217;m weary of JayKayEss&#8217; bitchy grammar rants.&#8221; wary means suspicious.  &#8220;I&#8217;m wary of JayKayEss&#8217; advice on grammar.&#8221; leery means the same thing as wary.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Folks, get it straight:</p>
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<li><strong>weary</strong> means tired.  &#8220;I&#8217;m weary of JayKayEss&#8217; bitchy grammar rants.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>wary</strong> means suspicious.  &#8220;I&#8217;m wary of JayKayEss&#8217; advice on grammar.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>leery</strong> means the same thing as <strong>wary</strong>.</li>
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		<title>Facebook</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/07/14/facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I changed to URL to this blog, does anybody still read it?? Anyway&#8230; this pretty much sums up my feelings about facebook right now: Also, please stop twittering about the new iPhone, seriously!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that I changed to URL to this blog, does anybody still read it??</p>
<p>Anyway&#8230; this pretty much sums up my feelings about facebook right now:</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.jaykayess.com/wp-content/uploads/jaykayess/2008/07/picture-1.png" rel="lightbox[555]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-556" title="picture-1" src="http://blog.jaykayess.com/wp-content/uploads/jaykayess/2008/07/picture-1.png" alt="" width="289" height="100" /></a></p>
<p>Also, please stop twittering about the new iPhone, seriously!</p>
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		<title>Goodbye, East Fifth Street</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/06/16/goodbye-east-fifth-street/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goodbye buzzer with no intercom Goodbye low ceilings Goodbye door that won&#8217;t stay shut unless it&#8217;s locked Goodbye leaky ceiling over the stairs Goodbye window screen with a hole in it Goodbye missing screen in other window Goodbye mouseholes crammed with steel wool Goodbye running toilet tank Goodbye toilet handle that falls off Goodbye bathroom [...]]]></description>
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<li>Goodbye buzzer with no intercom</li>
<li>Goodbye low ceilings</li>
<li>Goodbye door that won&#8217;t stay shut unless it&#8217;s locked</li>
<li>Goodbye leaky ceiling over the stairs</li>
<li>Goodbye window screen with a hole in it</li>
<li>Goodbye missing screen in other window</li>
<li>Goodbye mouseholes crammed with steel wool</li>
<li>Goodbye running toilet tank</li>
<li>Goodbye toilet handle that falls off</li>
<li>Goodbye bathroom mirror that I can only see my neck and chest in</li>
<li>Goodbye sliding shower doors that are impossible to keep clean</li>
<li>Goodbye air duct in bathroom through which I can hear everyone talking and doing bathroom stuff</li>
<li>Goodbye miniature stove that&#8217;s hardly big enough to cook a pizza in</li>
<li>Goodbye wobbly countertop</li>
<li>Goodbye cabinet doors that don&#8217;t hang straight</li>
<li>Goodbye miniscule under-counter fridge that can&#8217;t even keep ice cream frozen</li>
<li>Goodbye drunken neighbors loudly climbing stairs and talking at 3AM</li>
<li>HELLO WASHING MACHINE IN MY KITCHEN!!1!</li>
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		<title>Bad Advice</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/05/23/bad-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 14:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your personal value system involves drinking to excess, making cupcakes, wearing too much eye makeup, biting the heads off of bats, and GOLF, then yes&#8230; I suppose this is a pretty good deal.]]></description>
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<p>If your personal value system involves drinking to excess, making cupcakes, wearing too much eye makeup, biting the heads off of bats, and GOLF, then yes&#8230; I suppose this is a pretty good deal.</p>
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		<title>Confessions of a Switcher</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/05/19/confessions-of-a-switcher/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 16:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things I love about my new Mac: Super-fast boot, sleep, wake and shutdown Being able to update apps like Firefox, Thunderbird, etc. when I want and not having to wait for Ubuntu to provide a package Not having to click through stupid &#8220;your browser isn&#8217;t supported&#8221; pages on websites like Citibank just because I&#8217;m using [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things I love about my new Mac:</p>
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<li>Super-fast boot, sleep, wake and shutdown</li>
<li>Being able to update apps like Firefox, Thunderbird, etc. when I want and not having to wait for Ubuntu to provide a package</li>
<li>Not having to click through stupid &#8220;your browser isn&#8217;t supported&#8221; pages on websites like Citibank just because I&#8217;m using Linux</li>
<li>Software updates that actually fix my computer instead of break it (wtf, Ubuntu?)</li>
<li>Spotlight</li>
<li>Muti-Touch</li>
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<p>Things I miss about Linux:</p>
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<li>Home and End keys that are clearly labelled and work the same way in all applications (wtf, Apple?)</li>
<li>Never/Rarely having to pay for software</li>
<li>Using my iPod to copy music to/from my home &amp; work computers w/out iTunes thinking I&#8217;m a music pirate</li>
<li>Clicking the Firefox icon in my Panel (Dock) and having it open a new window, instead of bringing all the other FF windows to the front</li>
<li>Apps that quit when you close all their windows</li>
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		<title>I </title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/05/04/i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 04:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I agree that cops should not be allowed to park in front of fire hydrants, but seriously, this guy is a douche. And the retired cop who intervenes is a dead ringer for Penny Marshall; is this a hoax? Found over at BoingBoing where readers are outrageously outraged by the injustice of it all.]]></description>
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<p>I agree that cops should not be allowed to park in front of fire hydrants, but seriously, this guy is a douche.  And the retired cop who intervenes is a dead ringer for Penny Marshall; is this a hoax?  Found over at <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/04/23/nypd-cop-videoing-me.html">BoingBoing</a> where readers are outrageously <strong>outraged</strong> by the injustice of it all.</p>
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		<title>So much awesome&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/05/03/so-much-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 20:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[robyn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;so little time.]]></description>
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<p>&#8230;so little time.</p>
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		<title>33 BITCHEZ!!1!</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/04/13/33-bitchez1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, technically not until Thursday.  Good enough for me though!]]></description>
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<p>Well, technically not until Thursday.  Good enough for me though!</p>
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		<title>Unrest &#8211; Isabel</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/04/02/unrest-isabel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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		<title>Catherine Tate &#8212; John&#8217;s a Gay Man Now</title>
		<link>http://blog.jaykayess.com/2008/03/15/544/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jayKayEss</dc:creator>
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